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Anywhere from nine to five is probably OK.

A cute-cumber! I miss her.

What's that old saying? Buying bean sprouts and a single Lara bar. I hope they got fairly compensated for their labor.

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Meeting drunk girls in bathrooms. The blue highlights were a choice.

There's no time like a global pandemic to lure potential lovers with your intelligence and wit. OK, where to begin? My main feed is your vision board.

After all, one of the best parts about being in a relationship is having someone around to lighten your mood. Not with sugar and spice, but with money. Coming up with some funny texts to send your partner is not only a great way to make them smile, but it can also help keep the connection between you and bae strong, even when you're apart.

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And while you eend never go wrong with a cute selfie or a pic of your roommate's dog, delivering the perfect funny text can be a slam dunk on your road to romance. To be clear, I'm not looking for a love triangle. free chat with ladies

A fruit pun is berry cute. Food… No, you.

Honestly, I don't want to know the truth. What else did you manifest for yourself today?

You were so drunk last night

I am very thirsty at the moment. Care to help me explain?

Chopping this dried fruit is the closest I've been to a date in months. How's your WFH going?

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I'll be the guac and you can be the cheese. Sure, you can't invite your crush to a party or out bpd chat rooms your friends. But you can get to know them on a one-on-one level. Read: I'm looking for an excuse to delete the app.

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I'm not going to lie — some days, I listen to "office sounds" compilations. You can e chat have too much floral. All I have to say is: Dedicated Side B. Asking for a friend.

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Be honest. Run, don't walk.

The Summer Day? I'm deciding if I want to buy my baby niece a pair of tiny Air Force 1s.

Making a raw vegan "cake" for my goop-loving roommate. chopping this dried fruit is the closest i've been to a date in months.

Gyy to Tami Sasson, an NYC-based mental health therapist and wellness coach, sharing a laugh with someone has the power to foster deeper connections and emotional bonds. I just used a Q-tip and then had to walk it over to my kitchen. The morning grind. The shoes make the 'fit. Just, why? I'm not sure what it means, but I'm honored to be your muse.